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Hungarian Honeys Archived Review

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poor rank
Our Rating: 66/100

Quality of Content: 21/25

Purchase Value: 16/20

Leased/Own Content: 1/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 2/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

Tour Promises promises playful, horny models, European pornstars, downloadable videos and access to exclusive bonus sites.

My Opinion About HungarianHoneys

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Hungarian women have a reputation for being amongst the sexiest adult pornstars in the world, although on Hungarian Honeys you'll also find numerous other Eastern European babes, mainly Czech chicks, with equally good looks, kick ass bodies and not to mention a true talent for the art of hardcore.

Entering the site you feel like you've just entered a flea market, which hardly does the HungarianHoneys justice. The members' area is convoluted to say the least. There are plenty of advertisements and upsells and constantly flashing thumbnails that could almost send one into an epileptic fit. However, amongst all the garbage you'll uncover a total of 12 exclusive sites that you can access. One of them, PornstarHoneys appears to be a clone of this one, but otherwise there are sites like PornstarLegends, PinkHoneyFlix and HoneySchool. There are also live chats, 170 streaming videos, MPEG downloads from five different sites and four HQ films.

Despite having to wade through all the crap, finding exclusive content isn't all that difficult. There are six categories that each have various sub-categories you can search. For example, the 'Favorite Parts' category is divided into legs, nice ass, shaved, big tits and tiny tits. Also, in the page-top menu you can search an alphabetical model index with over 500 babes with double the number of photos or there's also the 50 HD Videos and a dropdown menu of categories. It's doubtful that we're facing a lot of exclusive content here, if at all.

None of the content is dated so I have no idea which content is new and which is old. The site claims weekly updates and I know that they have grown over the last year, so I'll go with this believable schedule. Of course, when they add new content it might be impossible to actually find it since the newest movies and photosets aren't profiled and often the model pages list videos along with sets of pictures. What initially seemed like a half decent browsing experience turns out to be irritating.

Photo sets contain between 100 and 200 images and they can be conveniently downloaded in a .zip file. Images are from different photographers, so style changes from model to model, but expect most to be razor-sharp and high-glamour 1600x1067 shots. Tits and pussy abound. There are plenty of toy sets, softcore, hardcore and even some pissing and other fetishes. Again, this depends on each individual models specialty.

Complete HD videos are up for grabs. Files sizes are massive (around 450MB) and slow. Windows Media is the only available format as far as I can tell, but the 4000kbps 720x576 quality is generally great. You can see favourite stars in all sorts of action. Blonde Hungarian, Bambi can be found oiling up her succulent tits, Sylvia Saint licks and fucks her way through numerous lesbian scenes and Veronica Vanova strips and slides on a brass pole before sliding her pussy on some fleshier meat. However, strangely the models are not all Hungarians and Czechs. It's not that I don't love the likes of Tera Patrick, Adriana Sage or Jewel DeNyle, but they aren't exactly Hungarian. In fact, all three were born on the opposite side of the pond.

Final Verdict

Hungarian Honeys is the kind of site that delivers canons of content and great quality on top. However, there isn't any exclusive stuff here, which means fans of Hungarian and Czech pornstars, not to mention a good number of American models, will have probably seen a lot of the stuff before. Aside from next to lousy navigation and way too many upsells for my taste, I think that anyone who has had minimal contact with these pornstars and is looking for a huge archive are best served by Hungarian Honeys. Long time fans of these Euro-babes will not be very happy with the site, at all.

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